The Girls

This post is about boobs. If you are my brother (cough Ryan cough), stop reading now.

I don't understand why Victoria's Secret thinks that they can mark a swim suit top as a "Large" but in actuality it is more like a "Small." I think it is a crime that I can't physically fit in their normal top sizes. I am not even particularly above average! Do they make their tops run small so women will feel good about themselves when they're actually an A cup and can wear a C? If might be nice for some women, but it kind of makes me feel left out. Literally. (Ha!)

I ordered three swimsuits from Victoria's Secret earlier this week. I have gotten in this habit the last couple of years where I buy my swim suits for next year at the end of summer when they're on clearance. It is a pretty awesome system if you don't care about being up on having the newest, most innovative swim suit of the season. But really... do swimsuits ever really change that much? Anyway... they arrived today and I was pretty stoked! Right in time for labor day weekend at the lake. I was soon dismayed when I tried them on and all of the tops were a little snug (ok, a couple were realllly snug). Guess the economy is hurting everyone... Victoria's Secret can't even afford enough fabric to create a normal swim suit top!

It's funny because if you have known me for at least 5 years, you might have noticed that I didn't "get boobs" until Sophomore year of college. (I guess that comes along with gaining 20 pounds your freshman year, eh?) And I'm sure you've heard this a million times, but they really just appeared over night. So I guess sometimes I still think of myself as that little 18 year old twig who could wear a string bikini and everything would be ok. Guess I need to accept the fact that I am a woman now.

Sigh.