The Off-Day

Today is just not my day. Aside from coming off of my sickness, I have been particularly accident prone and clumbsy.

I won't go into all of the horrible (embarrassing) details, but I will say that I spilled tomato soup AND orange juice (the front of the dishwasher needed a little redecorating anyway), as well as burnt my finger while taking bread out of the toaster oven. The worst that happened to me today, however, would have to be when I bit my lip... again...for the FIVE MILLIONTH TIME! Ohhh man, let me tell you... I was less than happy. I have happened to bite it every meal since lunch on Sunday... so... five million times. (I eat a lot). I darn neared pierced my lip this time, and though that would have been awesome, it was pretty painful. I had a bit of a fat lip. Here is a photo, however it has gone down a lot since the mid-day chomp.

I also had a few interesting happenings at work today while I was running some errands. A traffic signal decided to magically stop allowing the left turn arrow to turn green just when I got to the front of the line. 10 minutes later (not an exaggeration), I was finally able to get back in the main lane of traffic and go on to my next errand. Does anyone else feel like that stuff always happens to them? I think I do these things with my mind.
I also had to go do a pick-up at a bed and breakfast, however no one was there. So my task became somewhat of a treasure hunt. (That actually was pretty fun. I felt kind of like James Bond... or... ... a detective? [insert cool comparison here].)

There were many other strange little events for the day, but I will just let those fade into the past. I did receive my birthday present from Ryan and Becky today though! And I LOVE IT! Thank you, thank you! (Does this shout out make up for being left off of the bday post? hehe)