Schizophrenia

This week I am 4 different people. Allow myself to introduce... myself...

Sara 1: Personal Assistant
This is the "normal" Sara, or at least the job that I normally do. Since November, I have been working as a personal assistant, and this week is no exception. Except for the fact that my boss is out of town, which leads me to the next "me"...

Sara 2: House/Dogsitter
While my boss is on vacation, I am taking care of the day-to-day operations associated with keeping their house in line. Translation: I am watering their plants and bringing in the mail. I also have the pleasure of taking care of their dog. He is a piece of work! Let's just say I think he is smarter than the average dog and he plays mind games. But on the bright side, I am one step closer to obtaining my dream job: dog trainer. (At least that's what Anthony would say.) And speaking of Anthony...

Sara 3: Girlfriend
Not that I ever wasn't "Girlfriend Sara" but Anthony is BACK FROM IRELAND!!! so I am actually a girlfriend with a real, live, tangible boyfriend again... not just a face on my Google video chat. I think that he is even coming into Lawrence later this week, so I will actually get to be WITH HIM (gasp!).

Sara 4: Property Manager
It would be a lot cooler if Sara 4 was "Nelly's Back-Up Dancer" (my REAL dream profession), but no such luck. I have been newly appointed as the property manager of an apartment complex in Lawrence and have been dealing with move-outs and move-ins over the last couple of weeks. The fun continues this week as I have been collecting keys and coordinating walk-throughs. Exciting, I know. Orange you glad I saved the best for last?

I am probably multiple Saras on any given day, but it seems like my plate is fuller than usual this week. Probably won't get a lot of sleep and I've already dealt with a couple of crises, but I'd rather be busy than bored!

Me too.